10 Reasons email is like a penis

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever
cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow
inferior.
8. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat but think
it’s not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
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7. Many of those who don’t have it would like to try it,
a phenomenon psychologists call “E-mail Envy.”
6. It’s more fun when it’s
up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
5. In the distant
past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the
species. Some people still think that’s the only thing it should be used for,
but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
4. If you don’t take proper
precautions, it can spread viruses.
3. We attach an importance to it that
is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
2. If you’re not
careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENIS…

1. If you play with it too much, you’ll go blind.

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